Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Worst. Dad. Ever.



All-Star exaggerator and boxing trainer Freddie Roach, brought out the big guns in this interview about his boy Manny Pacquiao. According to Roach, Manny's career started at the tender age of 12. You see, he grew up on the mean streets of The Philippines after running away from home - because his dad ate his dog.

Let that marinate for a minute.

Mr. Pacquiao elevated the child abuse game to a whole new level with that move. Thanks to the internet, I've heard of horrible beatings and incest and all kinds of fucked up things people do to their kids. This is the first time I've ever heard of someone cooking up a pet. No word on whether or not Manny found this out before or after eating.

1 comments:

dAndy ManCandy said...

Kids these days. You know, the dad tries to be a good example and show the boy how to live off the land the way he did growing up way back when. Instead of taking a step back and looking beyond the horror of having Mr. Bojangles eaten by your father and learning this ancient art the kid just takes off.