This Is Mildly Impressive

Australian man jumps from a helicopter and rides a marlin in the ocean. You read that right. Now watch as man dominates nature, again.



Awesome stunt aside, how stupid are fish? Can they really not see or hear the helicopter right above them, the boat on the side of them or the guy with a video camera in their grill? It's almost like this marlin was just asking to be jumped on and ridden around. Substitute "marlin" for "plaintiff" and you'll have my foolproof defense strategy (because every judge agrees, all women are whores!)