Flashback Friday

Song That Will Make You Headbutt A Total Stranger:
Metallica - One



This was the first music video to give me nightmares. I remember thinking listening to this song and thinking how hard it fucking rocked - the ridiculous double bass runs, the melodic and blistering solos, caveman vocals... then my whole world got wrecked when I saw the video. It was like watching an accident. I didn't want to see that shit, but I couldn't look away. I had absolutely no interest in tracking down the original movie that was used in this video (and still don't) and won't bother to provide that information. My issues are gonna be your issues too, biotch! I wish I could ask them what the whole point of making one of the most depressing videos ever was.

Proof that it's a small world: Just before Metallica's black album came out and they became the biggest band in the world, Kirk Hammett hit up my in-laws restaurant for world's greatest sushi. unfortunately my wife (who works there part time) was too young to work there or she would have been there to have a brush with fame. Apparently there was a waitress who was of age and was a fan, who lucked out instead. No word on whehter or not she was a starfucker, since my wife went to bed and I don't really give a shit.

Embarassing Song That You Would Not Want To Be Caught Listening To:
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters



This song fucking sucks. That's all I have to say about that. Tune in next week when we go 80's pop on that ass.