Monday, March 9, 2009

The Buffalo Bills Hate The Buffalo Bills

I'll try not to get anyone pregnant

Already understanding that they have no shot at making the playoffs, the Buffalo Bills signed team killer Terrell Owens to a 1 year deal. 1 year at 6.5 million isn't too bad since it's not a huge risk for the Bills: no one's expecting them to do anything so signing an old productive guy to take pressure off Lee Evans isn't the worst thing in the world... except that it's Terrell fucking Owens.

He might be an asshole, but I have to respect the level of assholishness we're seeing here. This guy has single-handedly destroyed three NFL teams. That's no easy task, considering there are 52 other guys on the roster. Bills fans might not be too thrilled about the team's prospects, given that they run a conservative offense and T.O. will cry about limited touches. The upside is that he'll out any gay quarterbacks on the roster, or cry if anyone criticizes them.

[photo from WROC-TV]

3 comments:

Upstate Underdog said...

As a Bills fan I like the move . even though I can't stand T.O. I guess it is like loving the sinner while hating the sin.

Anyway Bills fans have suffered much worse than one year with T.O.

ognihs said...

you mean like 'wide right?' or did you mean one of the other 3 super bowl losses

/salt, meet wound
//bitter raiders fan

dAndy ManCandy said...

I'm going to be an idiot and say that TO does well in Buffalo for the next 3 years. His team destroying days are over and he will end his career as a Bill in a positive way.

Who the fuck am I kidding? He'll have an awesome 1st season (if he doesn't get hurt). After that who knows. I was really hoping he would end up in J-ville. We need some excitement round these parts.