Better Late Than Never

Amare Stoudemire, in a move that would have been better made 6 months ago, has decided to wear goggles to prolong his NBA career. I'm sure that Steve Kerr is thrilled he waited until after this past trade deadline to address his career-threatening eye injury.

"I'm wearing goggles from here on out. It's funny I talked to my trainer when I was about to put those Oakley goggles down. I said, 'What are the odds of me getting poked in the eye again if I didn't wear these goggles?' "

Just a hunch but I'd say pretty fucking good, since you're an NBA player. It happens all the time!

Other surprises from the article include: Stoudemire has three kids (say whaaaaaat?) and the writer's interesting use of (or lack of) punctuation.