There Were Some More Important Football Games

Diabeetus Cutler can't wait to see Laserface Rivers this week.

The Titans clinched homefield advantage with their win over the Steelers. Lendale White's celebration dinner was scheduled for late Sunday night, ending sometime around Tuesday.

The fucking Patriots will not go away. NO ONE CAN DENY THIS!

The Broncos continued their suckitude in failing to clinch at home against all-star commenter Upstate Underdog's Bills. They now, somehow, are playing the Chargers for the title in the season finale. No word on whether Ed Hoculi will wear his Cutler jersey for the game.

With the Jets and Eagles losing, maybe we can stop hearing about them. I think we can all agree that the real story is Detroit going 0-16 AFTER firing Matt Millen. What were the odds on that? Please oh please oh please don't win next week, Lions. Do it for us.

My Raiders got a(nother) meaningless win over the Texans at home. The game wasn't televised locally, for good reason. Still, it was nice to see Raiders highlights for what seemed like the first time this season. That said, Tom Cable probably didn't save his job. The other Bay Area football coach, Mike Singletary, probably did with a win over the hapless Rams. I can't help but think that showing his team the chocolate starfish had a reverse "Major League" effect.