WASSUP Y'ALL! This is Mercury Morris, All-Pro running back and member of the Miami Dolphins historical undefeated team just reminding you that 10-1 is not 17-0. Are the Titans the best team in the AFC? You bet. But they're not on our block just yet. They can't hang with us. Are you ready to come on my block? You can come to the party but can you put your keys in the fishbowl? No way. I respect what they done, but they couldn't beat Brett fucking Favre at home? That guy can't even spell... pronounce... spell... whatever! HIS NAME AIN'T RIGHT! You gonna go out like that, I'll just keep poppin' bottles with Nick Buoniconti. You weren't ready to be my bride, so you just gonna have to stay chained up in the basement!
Monday, November 24, 2008
Mercury Morris Would Like To Remind You The Titans Lost
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Mercury Morris. What a clown. It's funny that this guy is as famous for being the dickwad who always makes the most noise when the last undefeated team gets its first lost of the season as he is for being on that "perfect" Dolphins team.
On a related note, my word verification this time was "shamoo."
the shamwow people probably aren't too happy with google about that failed product placement.
I never knew Mercury Morris was Flava Flave's dad. SWEETNESS!!
I think you mean
YEEEAAAAAHHHH BOOOIII!
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