Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Baltimore Ravens

PSYCH

The Ravens' 85 man brawl is exactly the type of stuff that makes mini-camp interesting. Do I really give a shit who
Oniel Cousins, Amon Gordon, Allen Patrick, Corey Ivy and Frank Walker are? Fuck and No. But they get a whole hell of a lot more interesting when they're trying to kill each other over a roster spot. I'd rather see this on the NFL network than reruns of previous NFL drafts and Texans/Dolphins games. This could be a hit reality show. Or not.

While we're on it, here are some other things I'd like to see on NFL Network:

  • Michael Vick's prison games
  • Tecmo Bowl re-enactments of 80's playoff games
  • All cheerleader tryouts/calendar shoots
  • Peter King trying to put his life together after Brett Favre retired
  • Albert Haynesworth stepping on Chris Berman's throat

1 comments:

brett said...

In a way, that’s how Harbaugh likes it. Seeing two players fight on the practice field is nothing new, but to have the rest of the team join the fray is a sight not often seen on the football field. Yet none of the coaches immediately sought to restore peace, and defensive coordinator Rex Ryan was actually laughing as he stood in the background.

Is that for real? Wow.

I'd like to see a Tecmo Bowl reenactment of 1980s playoff games in the same fashion as this, which is now an internet classic.